WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??
hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost
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Terrifying Fact Number Two, is that I’ve just watched Matt Smith carrying a flaming torch on screen. Oh, it’s for such a thrilling scene in Episode 12. Really and truly, magnificent and epic. A proper movie moment. But never mind that, it’s Matt carrying a FLAMING TORCH. Look, Matt’s lovely, he’s a magnificent, brand new, hilarious, heartbreaking, heroic Doctor — but the fact is, if that man walks into a room with a coffee then it’s only so long before you’re wearing it. No, really, clumsiest man on earth. He walks like he’s in a constant state of surprise at his own limbs. I remember when he turned up at a Worldwide meeting really early on, and the first thing he did was spill a cup of coffee over a rather lovely woman. Naturally she giggled, flushed and introduced her mother. (Ahh, life when you’re Matt ! I accidentally made eye contact with the same woman — she phoned the police and shot me in the face.) On the way out he apologised to a completely different woman for the coffee incident. “That was the wrong woman,” I said, as he went out the doors. “Nope,” he replied, “That was the second cup.”
Oh, and there was the top secret, very special, extra readthrough for Episode 10 (I’m talking that up, but what the hell) and Matt came striding in with a GUITAR ON HIS BACK. I have honestly never seen a whole roomful of people flatten themselves against a wall with such a high-pitched squeal of terror. Except Karen, of course, who trotted along behind him without a care in the world. Oh, the horror as the Doctor spun and chatted and coffeed a series of delighted women. How that guitar arced and scythed! Swish! Get down, Karen! Swish! Karen, save yourself! Swish! Not her face, Matt, NOT HER FACE!! Ah, the memories. You know, to this day I’m not sure if Matt knew he had a guitar on his back — he might just have collided with a musician.
Steven Moffat.
and they’re letting this guy carry the torch through Cardiff.
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oh my GOD
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I AM IN HYSTERICS STEVE MOFFAT IS A WONDERFUL FUCKING MAN
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I thought of this the first time I heard about Matt carrying the torch :D
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HELLO? PETERS- HELLO? HELLO! PETERSON?
PETERSON, ARE YOU STILL THERE? HELLO?
I’M SORRY. I DON’T KNOW HOW THIS ‘JAWBONE’ THING WORKS. HELL, IF WE’RE BEING HONEST I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT BLUETOOTH IS, BUT THE GIRL IN THE COMMERCIAL WAS SUPER CUTE SO I PUT IT ON THE EXPENSE ACCOUNT. DON’T PUT THAT IN THE REPORT. DON’T PUT ANYTHING IN THE REPORT. I’M COMING INTO THE OFFICE, I’LL WRITE IT MYSELF.
ARE YOU STILL THERE?
PETERSON, SAY SOMETHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME.
PETERSON?
HELLO!
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joerant replied to your link: Opt out of Klout, a privacy-invasion-tastic automatic opt-in service that generates a score based on your connectivity within Facebook and Twitter, which prospective employers are using to deny jobs to those who don’t willingly upload all of their personal information to the Internet.I don’t really understand all the angst about klout. It’s just a probably wrong algorithm based on your internet activity that really has nothing to do with your personal information. And these “employers” are probably the exception not the rule.yeah, but it’s the last straw in the ever-mounting haystack of sugarcoated privacy invasion that is facebook. plus, i don’t even use facebook anymore, and also NO ONE WILL FUCKING HIRE ME so it’s a bit of an exposed nerve.
anyway apparently new SOP for big corporations is requiring new hires to hand over their facebook password so they can make sure you’re not acting in a manner the company deems inappropriate in your personal life, so there’s that too.
Requiring passwords is really stupid and disturbing. I would’nt want to work for a company that asked that of me. That gets my angst engine turning, but I always try and offer the calm alternative to internet angst, but I don’t think it ever really helps. It’s also kind of the reason why I don’t like the internet sometimes because it gets really worked up over a lot and then picks one thing to go after (that sounded kind of harsh but it’s all better when the whole story is available). I’m a big picture kind of guy and I’m also kind of a social whore sometimes and a bit of an exhibitionist. And I’m really used to not putting things on facebook that my grandmother/ mom/ people who go to my church would not approve of so the idea of any person ever looking at my social media, even my tumblr and judging me by it isn’t a problem for me. The idea of anything on the internet outside of email being private isn’t really in my worldview. You’re a much more private person than me, and you also care more about the lack of freedom on the internet than I do. Yay character differences! (And you’re really good at intelligently articulating your objections to these issues which is totally awesome because I never really make it past a ”man, those corporations are like bad and stuff” on my more hippie days).
Also, it’s not you that people won’t hire, it’s everybody in the whole damn country. At least that’s what it looks like.
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